Cryptic? 

#!/usr/bin/perl -w

length q caller vec and print chr oct ord q qx eq and print
chr ord q ref or and print chr ord q or no and print chr ord 
q else and print chr ord qq q q and print chr ord q tie gt 
and print chr ord qw q sin q and print chr ord q q eq and 
print chr ord qw q sin q and print chr ord q sin s and print 
chr ord q cmp lc and print chr ord q split s and print chr 
ord qw q lc q and print chr ord q ne sin and print chr hex 
length q q bless localtime ref q

Perl is simple!