CVS (1992)

Advantages: Build atop RCS, simple set of shell scripts

Disadvantages:

Can't manage directory can't rename committing might break in-between tagging takes one day and one night requires network all the time you hate it and then it hates back #@($&)!

cvs/src/server.c:

  5878         goto i_hate_you;
  ...
  5898     i_hate_you:
  5899         printf ("I HATE YOU\n");
  5900         fflush (stdout);

Let's be kind,
It's served its time.

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